And the haters are gonna hate, hate, hate, hate. I think we both hit our heads. Mazel tov. Even if we dont understand it, it doessomething for something else. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. Can you do it without? Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up And Ididnt know what I was gonna do. Yep, you could get that for sure. And my dad told me to know the truthand I said: Well the truth is My bone is exposing its material-self to the material world. Andy Lassner: (06:21) Section 107, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. I love being vegan. The thing is, I didnt pack correctly. they dont know what to do. Boss died by suicide at a hotel Tuesday, according to a report from the Los Angeles medical . And I wantedto understand this. I think it sounded like that. And I looked at the bird and I said: Dont leave, youre safe in here. And the bird looked at me and said: I dont belong in here. And flew out. I dont know, I just dont I put it in there. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Im a human being. He said: Well, I mean, your life has changed so much. And Isaid: I know but I still think Imrelatable. And anyway, just then, Batu,my butler, stepped into the library and He announced that my breakfast was readyand I [crowd laughs] I said: Well continue this conversation another time. And I also want to say how sorry I am that youre not going to be able to have a graduation ceremony. I split my knee open and my bone wasexposed. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. I will, yeah. On the heels of her announcement that she would be ending her daytime talk show after almost 20 years, the longtime host bought back her Montecito, California . Commencement: common, and cement, common cement. So I started writing what it would belike to have a phone call with God to find out why fleas are here. [crowd laughs] [claps] Youll notice the difference in as littleas 48 hours. Heathens. He was popular, too. Every single thing, he remembered. Transcribe your audio files to find high-impact insights in minutes. Industry-leading accurate legal transcription to ensure you dont miss a statement. Its when I learned that the truth will always win. I thought so, I thought [crowd laughs] Theres nothing more embarrassing than when you pass up a slow driver to showthem the proper way of driving. Theres a key and you dont know what its to. Im sure you have it archived. Translated on-screen subtitles for videos. Ellen DeGeneres was born in 1958 in New Orleans, Louisiana, and grew up in the Big Easy suburb of Metarie. With topics ranging from tight rompers to ugly bras to why every man needs a box spring, Iliza remains the hilarious, affecting voice of her generation. Thats good good advice. Because players are gonna to play, play, play, play, play. Dave Chappelle talks about Kanye West, the 2022 midterm elections and Donald Trump. [rap song playing] Yeah, yeah, Ay, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances She starred in two television sitcoms, Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and The Ellen Show from 2001 to 2002. Its like Little holes everywhere, you think: Whos gonnato see it? Im just going to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off. And I thought I'd see you before the show started. So I try to keep everything and use everything except for when ketchup gets down to that part where it starts makingthat noise, Ill throw it out because theres no need in keeping it when itmakes that noise. FOX Image Collection via Getty Images. So its been 15 years since Ive donestand-up and when I decided to do thisspecial a friend of mine was at my house and I told him: Im going to do stand upagain. And he said: Really? And I said: Yeah. Ellen DeGeneres Show DJ tWitch 'dies by suicide' aged 40 News Ellen DeGeneres speaks out following death of DJ tWitch UK I loved him with all my heart: Ellen DeGeneres remembers Stephen. Trees have leaves. Everything was fine, thank you. Birds it turns out, love music. Extend your content reach and maximize your engagement rates. Ellen DeGeneres has officially danced down the aisles for the last time. But I really, you know, as much asthat was an imprint that celebrities werespecial and, you know, I knew that I didntthink I was gonna be a celebrity. Take a left at the gift shop, and that is the front door. I think people have a tendency We look atsomebody and we decide we know all aboutthem. I didnt have waterproof clothes, I didnt have waterproof shoes I didnt have the right things. With Ellen DeGeneres. They were vaping and And they were like: Its Ellen,oh my God, its Ellen. And Im like [crowd laughs] and then I realized I pulled up, and the gaspump was over here and my tank was back here, on this side ofthe car. Parmesan where my accountant lives Negotiations breaking down I had to learn about it on the commercial. Class of 2020, parents, teachers, custodians, lunch ladies, principals and crossing guards. No, deathly allergic. Its like your childhood, through your adulthood, you wear those things. Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane Commencement 2009 Below is the full transcript of Ellen DeGeneres' 2009 commencement speech at Tulane University on May 16, 2009. And I was laying there and I justcouldnt believe It was the first person I everlost that I loved I was just how isthis possible? The ladder is an adult purchase if you really think about it. Her name is Brenda [Akin-Rambo 00:07:00]. During the fourth season of Ellen in 1997, she came out as a lesbian in an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show. Like: What was my choice? We never bought anything. These cookies do not store any personal information. Ill tell you. Not from graduation, it was something else. Yep, the green beans. High school graduation was my favorite graduation ceremony. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up We wanna grow, we wanna feel good about ourselves we wanna feel proud of who we are Were all the same. These are good, I like these. I just think, it would help if more peoplecame out. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. Ill take my black American Express card and Ill just squeeze it. -No, not at all. Last January, when I first heard that Ellen DeGeneres wanted to be an O cover girl, I was sure it was a joke. Want to walk it like a dog, yeah I was told that today is Teacher Appreciation Day. Why? Yeah, I really do. I pulled a muscle putting on a sports bra and Those are too tight, they are too tight. Portia Lee James DeGeneres (born Amanda Lee Rogers; 31 January 1973), known professionally as Portia de Rossi, is an Australian-American former actress.She played Nelle Porter on the American drama series Ally McBeal (1998-2002), for which she won a Screen Actors Guild Award, Lindsay Bluth Fnke on the American television sitcom Arrested Development (2003-2006, 2013, 2018-2019), and . Thats what was wrong because I packed to go on Safari and I looked good. tWitch: (08:14) Are there ten I just guessed. At summit talks youll hear them speak Gillian: And it didn't happen. Web. And youre watching them slowly creep up in your rearview mirror, and youre just: Please, change. Bread has been around forever. [crowd claps] Yes, I turned 60 this year. Goodbye. [claps] So I had to go buy new shoes with hardersoles and when I was trying on shoes, I realized, when we try on shoes we do things were never gonna do in them. Its I said: I have three dogs. Theres a squirrel. Ellen Degeneres Commencement Speech Transcript 2020, Congressional Testimony & Hearing Transcripts. Its down the hall pass the Medal of Freedom, pass the Emmys pass the Peoples Choice Awards past the Kids Choice Awards, the Teens Choice Awards the Mark Twain Prize, the Peabody. Back that ass up Cause people do that to me. Her parents divorced when she was 16 years old. Ellen Degeneres: (00:00) Ellen DeGeneres definitely did not accept an invitation to Dakota Johnson's birthday party earlier this fall. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (2003) - full transcript Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. But unfortunately, most of the country is social distancing, a lot of graduation ceremonies have been canceled, if not all, I think. Im bringing back some classic punchlines this week. On Wednesday, embattled comedian Ellen DeGeneres confirmed that she'll end her eponymous talk show after next season. I can't move right now. Start your free trial to watch Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now and other popular TV shows and movies including new releases, classics, Hulu Originals, and more. Im torn, I dont know how I feel. We put someone in a box so, you know I think everyone thinksthat all celebrities live exactly the same. These are good. Theres a teacher I want to give a special shout out to. I That could be right for you. And now, I saw an advertisementfor a pill that stops headaches andmigraines before they start. Because looking back on it, I was the only dude and I was a senior in high school trying to try out for an all-girl dance team. -Ill get the asparagus. "Ellen DeGeneres" Scripts.com. Yeah, we never had a vaccination, never had But they even kept, like,medicine I didnt know anything about medicine. I used to work out a lot. And for you? May 26, 2022, 3:58 PM PDT. Its very delicate. This is This is a true story. But I didnt realize that until I had this dream. Shake it off.. If you go home, we all have the same stuff in our junk drawer. She had a gawky, tomboyish persona, but her fans seemed to have no trouble seeing. And I can only imagine the fires that she mightve had to put out to put parents at ease and also know that I didnt have any training coming into it, but I appreciate whatever the potential this she saw in me was. And Thats when you grow. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Do you have anything to say to the Did you graduate college? The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dads vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? These are good. Can you imagine that Thomas Edison is there and the Wright brothers and Is the guy who sliced the bread here? I mean [crowd laughs] I refuse to be a barbarian anymore. People are always looking into things and looking for signs of what things mean. Im slicing it. 2 Mar. In 2008, she married her longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi. We stand up. The guest list for the final show. Is he here? I mean, it should be like best thing since fire, or the wheel, or the ladder. Deathly allergic. And when we see signs like that we think that means that were on the right path which by the way, we are all on a path. I got a TV from the gay lady. Yes. And theyre still looking at me And Im like: I dont wanna looklike an idiot. So, I just filled up the back seat. Add English on-screen subtitles for videos. . Fine dining. -Hows the dining? I love you. The Ellen DeGeneres Show, I thought it was somewhat entertaining, but not enough to make a habit out of watching the show. And I'm like "I'm getting a mammogram. OK You know what words not in there? Just becausethey knew I was gay. Clearly, shes crazy. Lea Thompson. Easily integrate Rev using our robust APIs to start building your product quickly. So, whether your bathmat scoot is 50 scoots to get to the towel or three scoots to get to the towel Whether youre gay, or have dry eye. Ellen Degeneres: (00:51) Does that cancel it out in any way or What if I had two cats, does that make mequestioning or am I not quite gay at that point? [crowd laughs] Gold toilets. Follow that, but I think that signs do help us and I think that if we pay attention to those signs, they do guide us. This performance video featuring comic Ellen DeGeneres gets a simple treatment for its release on DVD. Because the birds in the jungle have never heard Kendrick Lamar. Thank you so much for being here,Seattle. There was a woman trying to get on theplane with a peacock the other day. Good afternoon, students. This hour-long special focused on everyday situations, as DeGeneres put it: modern life and other inconveniences. I cant No. -Thats how we do it, dont know. Im not really vegan, I say it for the joke. Oh yeah! [crowd claps] My favorite expression is, best thing since sliced bread. Really, Is that the benchmark right there? Ellen DeGeneres has told viewers she is ending her long-running TV show because "I truly have felt like next season was the right time" to bring it to a close. Whenever we passsomeone going slow we have to see what they look like. Ill do that, thank you. Thank you for taking a chance on me. Stephen "tWitch" Boss, choreographer, DJ and co-host of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," has died. I dont know, I For a while there, I was Every time I looked at the clock it was 11:11 and every time, and I started wondering, like, what does this mean? I thought about that too,on the side Good night. If I see theyre not gonna write itdown. Theyre flying and they think theyve got it all but they dont. We all have our things that we do, that kind of doesnt make sense. And for the gentleman? -Yes, but I got one in the hand and thats worth two in the bush. Ellen Degeneres: (01:16) I say 10B, does a plane go back thatfar? [message sent noise] [crowd laughs] She sent me this. I appreciate it. Back that ass up But no, first I want to talk about you and your beautiful wife, because now you're in a new campaign for. Oh my God, youre so happy Im not vegan. Ellen Degeneres: (07:36) So I was having pain in my thirdand fourthtoe. Shes your friend, shes my friend. DeGeneres opened the last hour of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" by discussing the progress that had been made since the series premiered in 2003, noting that she "couldn't say 'gay' on the show". She was ashamed. I thought either this is gonna be the worst joke Ive ever written or the best. Calculate how much it costs to transcribe, caption, or subtitle your content. I moved into this tiny basement apartment and you could hardly stand up in it. But now Im countin this -Yes one in the hand is worth two in the bush. Why do you call it the hand? Ellen Degeneres: (00:19) [message sent noise] [crowd laughs] She sends me this. The 62-year-old daytime talk show host returned to TV Monday after a summer plagued by a toxic-work-environment scandal. Is that okay? Watch @SavannahGuthrie 's full interview with Ellen DeGeneres about her decision to end her talk show after its upcoming 19th season. What do they like Walk around, opening [crowd laughs] I heard someone say that a junk drawer is a metaphor for your life. Lets call it sometime mid June. Are there ten rows? 00:25. I dont know, you know. However, when I saw her stand up special, Here and Now, I laughed to the point of tearsI don't think I'd ever immediately admired a comic so much. Speech-to-Text live streaming for live captions, powered by the worlds leading speech recognition API. I mean, I dont know how many people have had a cap in the eye, but I have. Nobodys worried about talking about dandruff anymore, you know. By the way, all right, listen to this joke. I dont know I am still gay by the way. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. I just [crowd claps] Ill buy a new car, I dont care. We dont try socks on because we trust Because the size is so Its likesize three through 11. Thank you. Andy Lassner: (06:14) I am not gonna continue to do this the whole time.. But you know, to find the mountain gorillas they live in the mountains and they are in the jungle in the mountains. There was this one station manager, and this is a quote: No ones gonna watch it. I had a successful sitcom. I know you dont think thats as important but it really is. He had only a dollar. [crowd laughs] How did you get in here, anyway?" Yeah . No, thank you. You goaround them and show them how they shouldbe driving and then you hit a red light. And Andy knows this, I actually get asked every year to give commencement speeches, but theyre usually during the week and I cant do it because its the same time that I tape the show. Just Hows this gonna go? Some of the restaurants are trying to figure out how to help vegans. Ellen Degeneres: (06:15) When were on an island, they dont know we dont wear white linen all the time. I have 15 on right now. Dont let anyone try and talk you out of them. Hes a handsome boy. But yet, so you can see like her hair is soaking wet shes got mud on her face and were So we get down to the bottom and we take a picture with our group that we went with, and you can see the mud where we had all fallen and sank into the mud. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Like What is Aspirin? Its like, now, theres anything you couldpossibly want in the bathroom. Im good. [crowd claps], Thats a job, there are so many jobs when you think aboutit. Buenas tardes, estudiantes. Yeah, they really made it known that celebrities wear something and I remember, Charlton Heston came to town and I was four years old and everybody was crowdingaround trying to get a good look at Charlton Heston. -Well, thats soaked in ham juice. This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. But since Im home and youre home, I thought I could say a few words to all the years graduates, and put your caps and gowns on if you have them nearby. Was there a problem with the meal, everything OK? Back that ass up Some of these restaurants they have thewaiters that I get so much anxiety from the waiters that refuse to take yourorders and write it down. Theres no reason to change them really when they dont get dirty. Ive decided, its the best. Im gonna read. The talk show was put on pause after Ellen tested positive for COVID-19. You cant do anything about it, its a inflamed nerve from wearing the wrong kind of shoes. He said: Do you wear like soft-soled shoes, like tennis shoes? Like, I mean Baryshnikov doesnt get askedto dance as much as I get asked to dance. They should be wherever theyre supposedto be. Is there a special chicken that youd like to give a shout out to? [crowd laughs] Hm. But I didnt know what I was gonna do and my life changed when I was 21 yearsold and my girlfriend at the time was killed in a car accident And I passed the accident., it had just happened. It was the only graduation ceremony really. Top-rated television show host and New Orleans native Ellen DeGeneres was the keynote speaker at Tulane University's 2009 Commencement. Something different gonna happen in here? But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. [background song playing] -Thats well done! People who live in glass houses should never throw stones, but they should always wear pants. - Oh, and a Diet Coke." Ellen DeGeneres Im not sure. I had to wear necklaces, crazy things, really. They dont. This is my homework for my online Spanish. We should be on our own path. If youre graduating high school, congratulations. And so I had to move out of the place we were living cause I couldnt afford to live there anymore. That was I wish that was a joke, but its not. Itll put everything in perspective. Its sword and gun day, I am 60 years old and Im dancing to Back That Ass Up. I gotta get home to feed my cats. And She said: Oh, how many cats do you have? And I said: Three. And she goes: Oh, you area lesbian. [crowd claps] I said: I got news for you,thats not what makes you a lesbian, its Nuts Its other stuff. They dont even Theyve done some gardening, theyve gone on a picnic theyre on the lake in a boat, theyve gone to get ice cream. On Thursday, the comedian said goodbye to her long-running self-titled talk show after 19 seasons of (more than 4,000 . Theres no reason for me to have a horn. Ill tell you that. As reported in the Los Angeles Times, the comedian sold the . Like Youre at the doctors office: Ellen, you seem pretty sick. Help me. And then I passed out. Obviously, a lot of grads, this is a tough time to be starting out. Andy Lassner: (08:16) In fact, Im downin this Libary Really? Girl, who is you playin wit? El libro esta en la biblioteca. That was my first voice I had and Sinbad dressed me for that, by the way. Still Oh, thank you. Oh my God, I have so much anxiety. [message received noise] [crowd laughs] I send her this. DeGeneres will send a producer or an audience member out into the . Read the full transcript of her commencement speech here. Just Is Ellen wearing a necklace? Thank you. I said: Yes, thats what I wear. He goes: Thats the wrong kind of shoe foryou. Ellen DeGeneres trying to convince us that her show is ending because of lack of creativity, when we know it's Dakota Johnson who ended it. I a few years ago I started ending my show by saying: Be kind to one another. And [crowd cheers] Yeah, thats what I thought. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. I was working out like six days a week and then I had a sports injury. One photo shows David sitting in a chair leaning on his white Gibson guitar, while Iman is laid back on a bed* I dont know. The backlash against Ellen DeGeneres has been brewing for some time. Get a weekly digest of the weeks most important transcripts in your inbox. And then I danced the second day too good and then the third And I was locked in, I was the dancer. Im gonna give you something for that. And, even though I knew that was gonna be difficult. Ellen DeGeneres : "I'll have a couple of soft pretzels, a hot dog, Milk Duds, Snocaps. We have the song like: Oh my God, thats my song. And if were at a club and that song comes on you wanna dance but you will not dance until you hit the designated dance floor. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. Every time wed go get a dollars worth of gas so Im like: Just fill it up once, just And Ilook back now and Im like: Oh, we were poor. Thats why. Youre 21 and youve already accomplished more than I had at that age. Thats I do have an injury thats kind of a problem for working out now. Were all on our own individual path. Ellen was introduced by Tulane president Scott Cowen. What are the kids doing? Have you dined with us before? It really Its like Its gonna fit. You know that. Its like, a whole bodega is set upin there. If you look up: Birds that dance to music. Youll see,there are so many of them. Dave Chappelle delivers a speech at his prestigious alma mater that reflects on his comedy roots, his rise to fame and why artists should never behave.. As she told Parade, her parents were devout Christian Scientists, explaining she "grew up in a very conservative home." Her childhood, she admitted, wasn't easy, especially after her parents divorced when she was 13. Oh, yeah. Literary Device Explanation of quote "I did everything from - I shucked oysters, I was a hostess, I was a bartender, I was a waitress, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners, I had no idea." This example of a literary device is an anaphora. I graduated high school Im still lost I just was doing anything to pay rent and I shucked oysters, and I sold vacuumcleaners and I worked for a landscapingcompany I was a waiter, which by the way I thinkeveryone should wait tables at least oncein their life. [crowd laughs] [claps], I dont have that many childhood memories. Ellen Degeneres: (03:42) Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on . Emmy-winning talk show host Ellen Lee DeGeneres was born in Metairie, Louisiana, a New Orleans suburb. Make a n i g g a want to grab that, autograph that Yeah. Andy Lassner: (06:25) And some signs are easier to spot than others. People arentafraid of it anymore like dandruff. I dont read at home, but Im gonna read there, Ill have a lot of time. ELLEN DEGENERES: THE BEGINNING (2000) - Full Transcript January 10, 2018 talks about everything from the world of insects to mundane shampoo bottle directions to being caught by the highway patrol wearing nothing but a leather harness, captain's hat & paddle on the road. Im pretty sure that, you know -Doctor, sometimes I worry -Ive heardenough. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up I was talking to this woman and shewas telling me about her kids recital orsomething. I mean [crowd laughs] Its about winning. We all had to have a tall friend to reach things for us. Some of the nicer restaurants have the bathroom attendants in there which is aI dont understand how that job gotstarted. Wait, its a sock. In 2010, she was a judge on American Idol for its ninth season. Thats very cool, and look where you are now, huh? I was really like, you know, and like I said Do you wanna finishlaughing? They just put the room in the air. On July 30, a second report from BuzzFeed was published, this time revealing that former employees of . Curl up and read a good book or you know, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. But you know, so then I grew up going: Oh, celebrities! I guess,everybodys like that but like, I mean, Iwas 16. I dont like to waste food. Its usually a Prius, isnt it? Thats not that long ago. I'm bringing back some classic punchlines this week. I have a lot of ladders I have a six-foot, I have an eight-foot I have the extension, the 20-foot aluminum. I mean, there are gay football players, there are gay baseball players there are gayhockey players, there are gay doctors, lawyers there are gay hairdressers, you guys. We dont care. Ellen DeGeneres is going home, again. Just draw the bath. So Im sitting in the tub and Im lookingout of the window at the rose garden and Tatiana was tending to the roses and I knocked. Like, soldiers with swords, theyre putting their swords down so they could grab bread and gnaw on it, like They probably took a stab at it which is where that expression came from. millionaire | 15K views, 250 likes, 55 loves, 35 comments, 8 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Ellen DeGeneres: I bet each one of these kids is a millionaire by now. Ellen Degeneres: (07:31) So I have a step ladder, but I love it just the same, I do. This is my second month of quarantine shows. Hes got dandruff. You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah Thats what Ive noticed. That Im not a dancer. Its at the beginning, not so much, but now Yeah, it was tough in the beginning. I dont know Theres a red ink pen in there just in case you have to grade papers or something. That is definitely I lost my sitcom whenI came out and Its not like nobodywarned me. And I thought I wouldlike to talk to God, not just pray but Iwould love to be able to pick up the phone and call up God and ask questions and get the answers. You wont throw it away, cause what if someone finds it and opens something? Look, theyre fine. I had no job, I had no car, no money. to me. Youll wear them until theres alittle tiny hole starting and youre like:Thats not that bad. Thats a simple little hole that you can just Your heel can be pokingthrough, its like a halter top foryour foot. Dandruff anymore, you think: Whos gonnato see it sorry I not! 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